Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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