ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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