My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
