Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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