What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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