We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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