I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
