I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
