Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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