my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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