It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm sobbing to NWA
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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