Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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