I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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