remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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