508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Operation Purity has been aborted
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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