okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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