i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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