i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i think im in europe. pls send help
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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