I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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