i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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