Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I deserve to be covered in dicks
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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