Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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