oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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