How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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