we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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