is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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