omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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