whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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