Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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