if only i could text you this smell
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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