Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So many bounce houses so little time
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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