Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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