Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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