im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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