At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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