i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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