32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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