Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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