the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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