it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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