Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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