I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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