your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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