Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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