At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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