I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I touched a dick in church today
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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