Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just google imaged poop.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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