If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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