I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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