apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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