I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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